Was thinking about this.

[DirtMcGirth]

Are there funny names for masturbation? I haven't heard of some other terms though.

[ChokingHazard]

This is what we call it since high school "Spreading jelly".

[DirtMcGirth]

Spreading while jelly. lol

[ChokingHazard]

You mean white jelly? Oh yes. lol

[Cornholio]

I'm used to call kit "Killing the kids". Kinda savage. lol

[Cornholio]

This is when reality strikes. lol

[DirtMcGirth]

a little dark

[Cornholio]

Yeah but not totally dark. lol

[GirthyGrills]

I'm having a Having a dirty handshake. Do you mine helping me out?

[ChokingHazard]

I can surely help you.

[GirthyGrills]

I'll message you.

[HottieTotty]

How to drain your dragon

[HottieTotty]

It's a necessity

[TeeRex]

I would love to drain your dragon using my mouth

[HottieTotty]

damn, I'd want you to drain my dragon

[MickeyDee]

The one that I find funny is "building upper-body strength"

[MickeyDee]

or working out your junk

[ChokingHazard]

But usually happens with your dominant hand.

[MickeyDee]

a lot of guys jerk off with their non dominant hand

[TylerBurden]

I often use this term: making the bald man cry

[danstlblkbro]

I uses the term JO or Jack Off. But I like to see black men JO and their dick is throbbing

[CaptainSucko]

Self molest

[JhonnyBlaze]

Chokin' the Chicken is by far the funniest I've heard.

[CUM EATER]

We call it 'having a wank' here in England.