Embarrassing Moments

[BigDaddyJoe]

I was at the dry cleaners when I saw this yummy guy. He's wearing medium-cut shorts and a tight v-neck shirt. I can see the size of his bulge and he caught me staring at him but he smiled. I can just melt right there instantly, but to my surprise, he was smiling at the girl behind me. He was with his girlfriend who went towards him. There are those moments that I assume people are waving or smiling at me. So tell me, what were your embarrassing moments?

[RyanUlrich]

I felt embarrassed when my friend borrowed my phone. I forgot that I left my browser open, the tabs are all gay porn and she just placed my phone down on the table gently and says, "Nevermind".

[Conan]

That's prude of her! It's impossible that she hasn't watched any gay or lesbian porn in her life lol

[MannaMontana]

Conan She is a woman. She won't be interested in any gay porn.

[CockyMalone]

Out on the street, I was mindlessly swaying my hands when I accidentally hit a random stranger's crotch, I didn't mean it. He kinda looked pissed tho.

[HankTheSpank]

Oooooh, that's gotta hurt! You should mind about the people around you to avoid hurting them lol

[MickeyDee]

But did you feel something during that accidental touching of someone's crotch?

[BabyBoyBum]

I once landed face first when I was on the swing and trying to jump off it. Wasn't able to calculated my landing properly that's why I landed face first

[BiggieBalls]

Did that recently just happened? Were you at the playground with your date? Lol

[StiffySteve]

I presume that happened many years ago when you were just a kid.

[SlurpyToes]

I was playing with myself a week ago and when I was about to cum, I accidentally moaned a girl's name out loud. I know someone from next door has heard it.

[TeeRex]

Your next door neighbor might have thought that there was someone new in your apartment. But was the moaning so loud that it was heard on the other side?

[SamMB]

Do you think that you would go to hell because you mentioned a girl's name while jacking off? lol

[CUM EATER]

But why a girl's name? Are you bisexual?

Why would you even be thinking about a girl when you were about to have an orgasm?

[LollySucker]

Me and my friends went on a bar crawl once and right after we're done with the last one, my friend asked me if I'm still okay. I gave him a thumbs up and right after that, I puked right in front of him

[HottieTotty]

Did that just happen recently? Maybe your alcohol tolerance has become low