Shower thoughts

[MannaMontana]

The immortal vampires from twilight could have done anything with their time, but they chose to go to high school for hundreds of years.

[CockyMalone]

Self-driving cars have no use for windshield wipers.

[DirtMcGirth]

People are upset when real life starts to resemble Black Mirror, but the point of Black Mirror is to show unsettling things that could soon happen in real life.

[ChokingHazard]

There is always a chance that your chocolate milk actually did come from a solid brown cow.

[Cornholio]

When most people hear 30 years ago they probably imagine the 70s not the 90s

[GirthyGrills]

There is a possibility that you are alive because a German soldier in WW2 had really bad aim.

[TeeRex]

[IronBulge]

Boredom breeds creativity. It also breeds the urge to masturbate or to start an argument.

[DirtMcGirth]

There could be two people out there who met in an online game and in real life, but will never know it.

[ChokingHazard]

2000 to now just seems like one long decade

[Cornholio]

[GirthyGrills]

Addiction feels like being peer pressured by your own brain.

[TeeRex]

[IronBulge]

Grand theft auto 10 will be pretty boring with automated cars

[HottieTotty]