Shower thoughts

[MickeyDee]

[StiffySteve]

[CaptainSucko]

[TylerBurden]

An Egg salad is a chicken salad that is really underdone.

[DurtyDirke]

Popcorn always smells better coming from another room.

[BiggieBalls]

[MannaMontana]

Porn is now essentially a hegemony with legit and safe websites while recipes and artsy crafty content is full of crazy pop-up traps and high-volume auto-playing ads.

[CockyMalone]

[DirtMcGirth]

With face recognition technology. soon phones will pause ads when you're not looking at them.

[ChokingHazard]

[Cornholio]

The Social Network could have a very successful sequel.

[GirthyGrills]

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself

[TeeRex]

Buying paper plates is essentially just paying money to not do the dishes.

[IronBulge]

Pinterest is like a virus that infected the google image search

[DurtyDirke]

To an adult, five dollars is like living in 2018 with $5. To a child, five dollars is like living in 1910 with $5.