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**BiggieBalls** · 04-14-2018, 07:35 AM

**MannaMontana** · 04-14-2018, 07:38 AM

Cops really just go around looking for trouble.

**CockyMalone** · 04-14-2018, 07:40 AM

Today may be Friday the 13th, but in a week, it will be 4/20. Stress this week, relax next week.

**DirtMcGirth** · 04-14-2018, 07:42 AM

Severus Snape both died a hero and lived long enough to see himself become a villain.

**HottieTotty** · 04-15-2018, 09:18 AM

**MickeyDee** · 04-15-2018, 09:19 AM

Thor Ragnarok is really all about how nothing unites two siblings then ganging up on the third sibling

**StiffySteve** · 04-15-2018, 09:19 AM

**CaptainSucko** · 04-15-2018, 09:19 AM

Babies are cooked at womb temperature.

**TylerBurden** · 04-15-2018, 09:20 AM

**DurtyDirke** · 04-15-2018, 09:21 AM

The first person to cook rice probably cooked way more rice than they expected.

**BiggieBalls** · 04-15-2018, 09:22 AM

Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.

**MannaMontana** · 04-15-2018, 09:22 AM

You know an ethnic restaurant is good if a lot of people of that ethnicity are eating there.

**CockyMalone** · 04-15-2018, 09:23 AM

Most dogs live the lives of monks: no sex, eat the same humble food every day, and are locked away in a confined place for all their lives.

**DirtMcGirth** · 04-15-2018, 09:23 AM

Tickling is the rape of laughter

**HottieTotty** · 04-17-2018, 06:27 AM

Shower thoughts