Shower thoughts

[ChokingHazard]

If you make voodoo dolls of your dog/cat you can still rub their bellies/pet them when you are at work

[Cornholio]

[GirthyGrills]

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

[TeeRex]

[IronBulge]

[HottieTotty]

[MickeyDee]

In case of zombie apocalypse, the most important thing to have on you would be mosquito repellent, because the mosquitoes will spread the plague faster than the zombies

[StiffySteve]

[CaptainSucko]

Until the egg is fertilized, you are in 2 different places at once

[TylerBurden]

Life really does flash before our eyes before we die, every second of it, but at a normal speed.

[MannaMontana]

To spell panda you just need P and A

[CockyMalone]

Driving back home mid trip because you forgot something important feels a lot like dying and having to replay the first part of the level again.

[DirtMcGirth]

[ChokingHazard]

In college, having an 8am is terrible. In high school every day is an 8am.

[Cornholio]

If the CEO of Apple bought an island, it would be an iLand