Shower thoughts

[ChokingHazard]

The opposite of playing Russian roulette is to have unprotected sex

[CaptainSucko]

actually if you think about it, you are shooting hoping you wont screw up

[HottieTotty]

I spend a large portion of my time preparing myself for conversations that are never going to happen.

[MickeyDee]

[StiffySteve]

English is a difficult language to learn, but it can be taught through tough thorough thought, though.

[CaptainSucko]

[TylerBurden]

[TylerBurden]

[BiggieBalls]

[MannaMontana]

[CockyMalone]

[StiffySteve]

Here's another one, your skeleton is not inside you, you are inside your skeleton, you are your brain

[TeeRex]

Here's another one, your skeleton is not inside you, you are inside your skeleton, you are your brain

Speaking of brains, the brain actually named it itself

[HottieTotty]

You spend your entire childhood being told not to talk to strangers but as an adult its one of the most important things you have to do.

[MickeyDee]

[StiffySteve]