Shower thoughts

[CaptainSucko]

Identical twins are alternative universe versions of the same person except in the same universe.

[TylerBurden]

Your Belly Button is just your old Mouth.

[MickeyDee]

If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three, why isn't 11 onety-one

[StiffySteve]

If god sneezes, then who will bless him

[TeeRex]

A marriage proposal is only one knee away from begging.

[GirthyGrills]

[MannaMontana]

If you're a gay man and gets a chance to have sex with Cher or Lady Gaga, does it make you straight or more gay?

[BiggieBalls]

You would enter a new level of gayness. Like being custom character in a sports video game that has 99 or 100 stats lol

[CockyMalone]

BiggieBalls might be right. You would enter a new level of gayness or something lol

[MickeyDee]

I think that you would end up more confused than before

[DurtyDirke]

The police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they get into chases by foot.

[BiggieBalls]

[MannaMontana]

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury..

[CockyMalone]

[DirtMcGirth]

The best part about owning a cat is their casual attempts to murder you.

[IronBulge]

Fire trucks are actually water trucks.

[TeeRex]

Someone needs to invent a microwave that scans the bar code of your food and cooks it the way it's supposed to be cooked,

[GirthyGrills]

Tetris teaches you that fitting in will only make you disappear