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**Cornholio** · 03-11-2018, 10:28 AM

When someone says "so tell me a little bit about yourself". I suddenly forget who tf I am.

**ChokingHazard** · 03-11-2018, 10:31 AM

Most teenagers are treated like children but are expected to act like adults.

**DurtyDirke** · 03-17-2018, 09:25 AM

Every time you get dressed, remember that if you die, that's going to be your ghost outfit forever.

**BiggieBalls** · 03-17-2018, 09:27 AM

The common letter A is not found in the spelling of any number from 0 to 999

**MannaMontana** · 03-17-2018, 09:33 AM

I forgot to bring a towel

**CockyMalone** · 03-17-2018, 09:35 AM

When a computer overheats, it freezes

**DirtMcGirth** · 03-17-2018, 09:36 AM

If you're not supposed to eat late at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

**IronBulge** · 03-18-2018, 10:47 AM

Even depressed people are unsure of what to say to other depressed people.

**TeeRex** · 03-18-2018, 10:52 AM

Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous.

**GirthyGrills** · 03-18-2018, 10:53 AM

Women's pants have fake pockets, but baby pants have real pockets

**Cornholio** · 03-18-2018, 10:54 AM

If exercise made your dick bigger, a lot more people would exercise.

**ChokingHazard** · 03-18-2018, 10:56 AM

You realize how unoriginal you are when you're trying to come up with a username that hasn't been taken

**DirtMcGirth** · 03-18-2018, 10:58 AM

The more zoomed in a person's dating picture is on their face, the more overweight they are

**CockyMalone** · 03-18-2018, 11:00 AM

Lived as a devil is Lived as a devil backward,

**MannaMontana** · 03-18-2018, 11:01 AM

Spiders are the only web developers happy to find bugs

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