Shower thoughts

[BiggieBalls]

The number of sex partners is irrelevant as the real achievement is to get invited back

[DurtyDirke]

Prostitutes are the only people that can say "it was a business doing pleasure with you"

[TylerBurden]

Phineas and Ferb actually have done a pretty good job about teaching the "aglet".

[StiffySteve]

In the future, the Paralympics has a chance of becoming the more popular olympics with all of the impressive advances in Prosthetic Technology

[MickeyDee]

Taxes are a subscription fee to your country that you can't cancel, even if you don't like the service.

[HottieTotty]

Aquaman protects 70% of earth's surface, but nobody loves him. Batman protects one city and is loved everywhere.

[IronBulge]

[TeeRex]

[GirthyGrills]

[Cornholio]

[ChokingHazard]

[HottieTotty]

Memes are like inside jokes between millions of people

[MickeyDee]

Tom and Jerry was an elaborate scheme to make kids listen to classical music

[StiffySteve]

Alcohol is a push-up bra, but for your personality

[CaptainSucko]

The most unrealistic part of any superhero show is the part where the super hero can hold down a 9-5 job, stay out late, and function properly on almost no sleep.