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**TylerBurden** · 03-26-2018, 10:54 AM

**DurtyDirke** · 03-27-2018, 08:47 AM

**BiggieBalls** · 03-27-2018, 08:48 AM

It would be cool to have a movie shot by 2 directors and 2 versions released showing the protagonists and antagonists story.

**MannaMontana** · 03-27-2018, 08:49 AM

You pretend to sleep to sleep

**CockyMalone** · 03-27-2018, 08:51 AM

**DirtMcGirth** · 03-27-2018, 08:54 AM

**DirtMcGirth** · 03-30-2018, 10:11 AM

If someone is cheating on their significant other to be with you, they have no problem with cheating on you.

**CockyMalone** · 03-30-2018, 10:17 AM

**MannaMontana** · 03-30-2018, 10:25 AM

Tinder is just beggers being choosers

**BiggieBalls** · 03-30-2018, 10:26 AM

As a male, at some point in life, it becomes more satisfying to sit down and pee vs. standing.

**DurtyDirke** · 03-30-2018, 10:28 AM

**HottieTotty** · 03-31-2018, 11:29 AM

In 300 years you will be gone and forgotten, but the Capri Sun you drank in the third grade will still be in a landfill someplace.

**MickeyDee** · 03-31-2018, 11:37 AM

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

**StiffySteve** · 03-31-2018, 11:38 AM

**CaptainSucko** · 03-31-2018, 11:39 AM

Shower thoughts