Shower thoughts

[GirthyGrills]

[Cornholio]

[ChokingHazard]

Watching videos of adults being surprised with something happy is more fun than watching kids be surprised with something happy because adults have a better understanding of how rare that really is.

[DirtMcGirth]

Mark Zuckerberg is starting to be more like the asshole he is portrayed in the Social Network

[CockyMalone]

The Leaning Tower of Pisa is just architecture in italics

[MannaMontana]

In 20 years, we will all be talking about how great things used to be.

[BiggieBalls]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. An aye for an aye makes the whole world agree.

[DurtyDirke]

People from older generations have always disapproved of how the younger generations act, it just seems more prevalent now because they can complain about it on social media for a lot of people to see

[HottieTotty]

15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.

[MickeyDee]

Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.

[StiffySteve]

Next generation, there will be a whole bunch of parents that understand that it is impossible to pause an online game

[CaptainSucko]

Men have given more handjobs than women

[TylerBurden]

[DurtyDirke]

[BiggieBalls]