Shower thoughts

[DurtyDirke]

Share all of the daily weird and witty thoughts you got during shower.

[BiggieBalls]

Ever hear a high pitched ringing in your ear for no reason? Probably a dog somewhere blowing a human whistle.

[GirthyGrills]

I definitely would go slightly out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.

[TeeRex]

Somebody's therapist knows a lot about you.

[DurtyDirke]

That's accurately scary

[TeeRex]

Yes,since you can't find out about it because of doctor-patient confidentiality

[IronBulge]

I wonder how many times I've passed up an opportunity that could've drastically changed my life.

[HottieTotty]

Is all the hair in medusa's body tiny snakes too

[MickeyDee]

I think that would be super annoying, hissing everywhere

[MannaMontana]

If she doesn't shave her pubes, it would be a real challenge to have sex with her lol

[StiffySteve]

"You never really realise how unsecured your house is until you lock yourself out" best one i've read so far

[HottieTotty]

good one, yet pretty scary

[StiffySteve]

And the lights are on and shadows are walking inside. That's the scary part.

[CaptainSucko]

what is a sauce, but slime with a purpose

[TylerBurden]

I came across this a few months ago, and it still makes me laugh and wonder in amazement sometimes.

[CaptainSucko]

Or it could be the other way around. Rappers who turn into auctioneers once they don't sell records any more

[TylerBurden]

That would be kinda cool

[MannaMontana]

What if America doesn't have the world power?

[CockyMalone]

Are we gonna be fucked? Or will every country still be friends with each other.

[CockyMalone]

Memes are the propaganda posters of the current generation

[DirtMcGirth]

There was a first person to have ever uploaded a porn to the internet and a first person to have downloaded it, and we will never know who these pioneers were.

[ChokingHazard]

Google doesn't know anything. It just knows other people who do.

[Cornholio]

[TeeRex]

Insects have the entire world to fly around, yet they all choose to come through the crack in my window.

[DurtyDirke]

and bite our innocent skin. Lol