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  • #1

    What the hell does a Crystal Dick mean?

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  • #2
    Just check this out:crystal dick
    (KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth

    Maybe he is a bottom meth head that's why he enjoyed getting fucked the entire night

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    • #3
      The first thing that popped in my head was a crystal dildo or strap on. But my guess was wrong based on what DirtMcGirth has posted

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      • TeeRex
        #3.1
        TeeRex commented
        07-26-2018, 06:09 AM
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        I think that can count as crystal dick as well
      • GirthyGrills
        #3.2
        GirthyGrills commented
        08-07-2018, 07:48 AM
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        A literal crystal dick.
      • ChokingHazard
        #3.3
        ChokingHazard commented
        08-15-2018, 07:41 AM
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        Has any of you actual tried on using a real crystal dildo?
    • #4
      Are you doing meth?

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      • BiggieBalls
        #4.1
        BiggieBalls commented
        08-03-2018, 06:48 AM
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        I know right this actually sounds crazy.
      • HottieTotty
        #4.2
        HottieTotty commented
        08-08-2018, 10:39 AM
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        it sounds insane, so one more time, are you on meth?
    • #5
      According to urban dictionary
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      • MickeyDee
        #5.3
        MickeyDee commented
        08-08-2018, 10:48 AM
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        yep here it is, basically you got called lame in bed
      • HottieTotty
        #5.4
        HottieTotty commented
        08-12-2018, 07:07 AM
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        That's really awful.
      • MickeyDee
        #5.5
        MickeyDee commented
        08-13-2018, 10:48 AM
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        Lets all take care of ourselves.
    • #6
      Someone who cant get it up even when he's extremely horny

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      • GirthyGrills
        #6.6
        GirthyGrills commented
        08-07-2018, 07:35 AM
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        HottieTotty I agree to what you said.
      • HottieTotty
        #6.7
        HottieTotty commented
        08-12-2018, 07:07 AM
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        I hope we will never be in that phase.
      • Cornholio
        #6.8
        Cornholio commented
        08-15-2018, 07:48 AM
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        The only time you would experience that is if you're a crystal meth addict
    • #7
      Maybe thee "Crystal dick" is just his expression.
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      • #8
        I think the guy doesn't really know what crystal dick means. Since the word crystal is there he mistakenly thought is means a hard dick or something.

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        • #9
          Oh damn!! Well good thing we just went out once. Thanks for the info guys!

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          • #10
            Crystal dick is actually a flaccid penis because of methamphetamine abuse. Lol. Couldn't imagine doing it with someone who has a limp dick.

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